Mo0bmentFrom EncyClanPedia
The Mo0bment November 14th 2007 is 0/0/0, the first day of the Mo0bment Calender. The Mo0bment is the struggle between good and evil on a popular off topic web-board for the gaming network known as the Total Gaming Network. Though no explanation should be required, be reminded that Good is Total Battlefield 2, while the Evil anti-mo0bs are Total Battlefield 2142. Every day the Mo0bment grows, as more are converted to our cause. Some call us a cult. Others call us mad... Maybe we are, but thats what makes us a force to be reckoned with. The Mo0bment is actually the reason this site even exists, as our most trusted scribe and personel Moses Dairuka (Mo0by #2) first pitched the idea to MYIS! This technically means that we are the overlords of all clans on this site, praise us! Join us now, before it's too late! The Origin of the Mo0bment: HistoryIt started off as a simple joke between two lovers known as Oli, and Mo0by McMo0b, who are two frequent posters on the Total Gaming Network's off topic Web-board. However, it soon exploded into a full blow movement on X-fire, where more and more Total Gaming Network - Off Topic patrons adopted the nickname Mo0by McMo0b, in an attempt at world domination. Things have exploded since then, after a couple of unsuccessful Mo0bment wiki-pages being added to other Wikipedia sites, we had found ourselves without a home. Thus, a proposal was brought up by one of the Mo0bment members, to work together with the Total Gaming Network to create the EncyClanPedia! Thus, November 17, 2007 is 0/3/0, the first day of the EncyClanPedia's existence! The Origin of the Mo0bment: MythologyWe 300 Mo0by's are descendant from Mo0bicles himself. Though we are mere clones from a wart from his ass, we retain the great spamming strength that is known to all as Mo0by. As such, we are charged with the duty as Mo0by's to assimilate all who dare to stand in our way. Tonight! We Mo0b in Hell! The Origin of the Mo0bment: The Holy Book of the Mo0ble The Book of Mo0besis (Written before Grammar was created) Mo0besis 1:1 In the beginning Mo0b created the heaven and the earth. 1:2 And the earth was without form, and void; and gayness was upon the face of the deep. And the Origin of Mo0b moved upon the face of the waters. 1:3 And Mo0b said, Let there be spam: and there was spam. 1:4 And Mo0b saw the spam, that it was good: and Mo0b divided the spam from the legit posts. 1:5 And Mo0b called the spam fun, and the legit posts he called boring. And the spamming and the whoring were the first good day in OT. 1:6 And Mo0b said, Let there be a firm pen0r in the midst of the waters of my loins, and let it divide the waters from the waters. 1:7 And Mo0b made the firm pen0r, and divided the waters of his loins which were under the firm pen0r from the waters which were above the firm pen0r: and it was so. 1:8 And Mo0b called the firm pen0r Heaven. And the non-spam and the legit-posts were the truly gay. It was a good second day in OT. 1:9 And Mo0b said, Let my waters under the heavenly pen0r be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry semen appear: and it was dried semen. 1:10 And Mo0b called the dried semen Earth; and the gathering together of the waters he called Seas: and Mo0b saw that it was good. Although smelly. 1:11 And Mo0b said, Let the earth bring forth pubic hair, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding buttsecks after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so. 1:12 And the earth brought forth pubic hair, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding buttsecks after his kind, whose seed is in itself, after his kind: and Mo0b saw that it was good. 1:13 And still the legit posts and the non-spam were very gay. 1:14 And on the third day in OT, Mo0b said, Let there be lights in the firm pen0r of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years: 1:15 And let them be for lights so my firm peno0r of the heaven can give light upon the earth: and it was so. 1:16 And Mo0b made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also. Mostly because he has yet to create tissue to collect the stray squirts of his creation sauce. 1:17 And Mo0b sent squirts from his firm pen0r of the heaven to give light upon the earth, 1:18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and Mo0b saw that it was good. 1:19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day. 1:20 And Mo0b said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firm pen0r of heaven. And so the Total Gaming Network was created. 1:21 Also Mo0b created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and Mo0b saw that it was good, except for the epic failures that were TBF2142 and TBFS. 1:22 And Mo0b blessed most of them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth. Except his epic failures, which were doomed to stagnate. 1:23 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day. 1:24 And Mo0b said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so. 1:25 And Mo0b made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and Mo0b saw that it was good. 1:26 And Mo0b said, Let us make TBF2 in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fags of the TGN, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth, such as TBF2142, and TBFS. 1:27 So Mo0b created TBF2 in his own image, in the image of Mo0b created he him; male and few in female, created he them on the interwebs. 1:28 And Mo0b blessed them, and Mo0b said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fags of the TGN, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth, especially such as TBF2142, and TBFS. 1:29 And Mo0b said, Behold, I have given you every pot herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every fag, in the which is the fruit of a male yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat. 1:30 And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so. 1:31 And Mo0b saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day. On the seventh day, he rests, having his scribes document his accomplishments on Encyclopedia Dramatica. The Book of Mo0bs - Mo0besis 3:19 ~ In sure and certain hope of the resurrection to eternal life through our Origin, Mo0by McMo0b, we commend to Almighty McMo0b our brother Mo0b; and we commit his body to the gay; girth to girth; asses to asses, thrust to thrust. The Mo0b bless him and keep him, the Mo0b make his face to shine upon him and be gracious unto him and give him peace. Ah men.
The Enemies of the Mo0bmentWe are wary of our greatest enemies, Total Battlefield 2142, otherwise known as TBF2142. A heinous group of grievous down syndrome sufferers who frequently lower the Intelligence Quotient of the entire world with their very existence. We take up arms as Mo0bs to not only renounce them, but to push them back to the depths of 4chan whence they came! While, not as important to us, as those vile heathens over at TBF2142, we also find ourselves constantly fueding with the incomprehensible sycophants and Coprolalia suffering Asshat's of Battlefield 2 Statistics. Naturally, we consider them less than important than our TBF2142 cousins, due in part to their inability to carry on long conversations. We believe this is due to undiagnosed ADHD. Amusingly enough, they fail so hard at life, that their own website doesn't even work. Our least important enemy would have to be Total Flight Sim. Although they don't really warrant the honor of being defeated in Mo0battle with us. Epic Failures such as them shouldn't even warrant a mention, and we only do so to get formalities out of the way. However, the three aforementioned are not our only enemies. Wikipedia's own Charles Matthews warrants retribution, for silencing our cause on Wikipedia. His crimes shall not be soon forgotten. Traditions of the Mo0bment (Grammar Free Zone)Aside from buttseckz, the O RLY owl plays a large part in the Mo0bments culture. It has long been known that the great internet owls come down from their trees of 1337ness, to remind us of the ways of spamming. With them they carry many images of the internetz, such as lolcats, roflcopters, and even zomfglmaohippopotamuses. This tradition has gained approval of the Mo0bment by many, as it results in major lulz. The praise of the great Buttseckz Owl however, has not not been without its own problems. The evil tyrant Scintotheus , who many of the Mo0bment fear, censored the word across the forum boards, which resulted in many of the Mo0bment commiting suicide. Even to this day, we dare not speak of said censorer often, as his bannhammer is said to be stained with the blood and guts of thousands, if not millions of "wrong doers". Testimonials of the Mo0bment members'd0min8or:' "Oli X-fired me today about joining this. At first I was skeptical, now I can see where my true direction in life is." 'Alex98uk:' "At first, I was a non-believer in the McMo0b Mo0bment. I thought, oh, it's just another cult. Have some fun, do some depraved sex acts and then kill yourself, but after reading the Genesis: Book of McMo0b, it really opened my eyes and helped me realize that I was living with the wrong goals. Life isn't about fame, fortune, love etc... it's about destroying the reputation of Flight Sim and 2142. And that's when I signed up :D" 'Dairuka:' "Jaba Wookie Nipple Pinchie." 'StephenSolofo:'"The Mo0bment changed my life." 'ThQp:' "At first I thought it was just some OT thing that Mo0by and Oli were doing, but once a signed up everything changed. Unless you are a part of the Mo0bment you really don't know what life is all about." 'Mo0by McMo0b:' "Buttseckz?" Mo0ber's List (No Lulz Here.)
 The Future of the Mo0bmentThe Future of our Mo0bment has not yet been decided. However, to all those of you who renounce us. Be afraid. Darkness will soon come, and wherever there is darkness, there is pitch black! Whenever it's pitch black. There are Grues afoot! We control the Grues. You have been warned, and no, I don't care if Grue jokes are old as Steve Jobs' wrinkly old balls.
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